this is one of those predictive text phone things that i had in 2020, when Trump was the incumbent. it's still amusing
Type "in my great and unmatched wisdom, I..." and then hit predictive text until your phone is more qualified to run the country than the incumbent
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@redenigma In my great and unmatched wisdom, I have to be the best fiddlers but it's better than scolding the same thing many people have been able to change.