@Lindy yes CFO, I *totally* need you to approve my budget for $75,000 for subscription fees for all of our mice for the next fiscal year.
@Kinnison join me. I am about to start a EDR company for mice.
Y'all thought crowdstrike was bad. Wait until we brick half the planets mice with a bad update. 😏
@Hobyrim This is a grift. We need to stop buying into subscription services for things that should just stay working.
@Hobyrim I'm sure people are going to rush to buy into that. (she said)