Part III

Texas also RE-elected their governor, Mr. Abbott, who valiantly repelled the attacks of an underfunded Beto who represented the hopes of all Texan Latinos. As a result, we can only assume that those who voted for the incumbent had one clear mission: To destroy modern education and replace all books with one, the Bible, since it contains no subject that might offend modern youth! Or maybe we should abolish schools beyond elementary!