The more I think about it, he should probably just name #CaseyAnthony as the Director of Child and Family Services at this point.

Former AG #KamalaHarris enjoyed a glass of wine while playing a game with kids:
MAGA: THAT IS DISQUALIFYING WHO DOES THAT!!!!

Potentially future AG #MattGaetz is accused of sex trafficking kids.
MAGA: THIS IS EPIC!!! CRY HARDER LIBS!!!

But yea, tell me more about those eggs.

If you were outraged when #Kaepernick took a knee, told him to stay in his place, screamed he should never play in the NFL again blah blah blah, but are praising #NickBosa for having the courage to use his platform as an athlete to stand up for what he believes in….you can fuck right off.

#McDonalds replaces #TheHamburglar with another well known #felon.

Man, the #Biden economy is so strong, businesses are willing to hire convicted #felons out on bail.

Don't be an #Undertaker, be a Dave #Bautista.

Ok CoSo fam, Thursday I went to the opening of #Terrifier3 It was ok. Fun, but definitely not the strongest out of the three, felt slightly rushed. I still enjoyed it, and had a great time with it and it was a welcome addition to the series, but it just was missing something this time around. The kills were fantastic, they were just quick and sort of like if I was watching Art's kills on his TikTok feed. There were some crazy parts that made you wtf all over the place, and the humor was great.

So, #Trump puked on the Purple Heart, shit on the Medal of Honor, and pisses on Arlington National Cemetery.

If you’re a veteran and you still support this embarrassment, YOU need to reevaluate yourself!

Who wants to bet that this idiot who paid $4000 to destroy a #TaylorSwift guitar whines about the price of eggs.

LOL it's hella sad when you can no longer attract a crowd, so you go to a packed football stadium, and from inside a glass booth, pretend the crowd is supporting you. HELLA PATHETIC #TRUMP

REMINDER: The thug standing next to President Zelensky was impeached by the House of Representatives for trying to extort Zelensky in exchange for dirt on his political rival, Joe Biden.

In the debate, he refused to say he wants Ukraine to defeat Russia.

It's hella weird how #MattGaetz is EVERYTHING #MAGA were hoping Hunter Biden would be.

#LauraLoomer will birth another #DonaldTrump child. Bookmark this.

“In #Springfield, they’re eating the dogs." Just wait 'til they hear what they're eating in #Texas!

#Debate2024
#Horror

BREAKING NEWS: Out of an abundance of caution, the national touring company of #CATS has canceled upcoming #Springfield dates.

#Debate2024

transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison

#Debate2024

Performing transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison is my favorite liberal hobby #Debate

In case you missed it:

The #Trump campaign’s plan was to stage a fake ceremony at #Arlington, pretend it was public, and then condemn VP #Harris for not showing up.

The US Army has now issued a statement condemning their actions.

In a sane world, this would be campaign ending, but here we are.

Who just ordered the very first two tickets to #Terrifier3 in El Paso? Yea, that was me.