Hansel and Gretel reach the gingerbread house and start eating. After, they fall asleep and, when they wake, find themselves locked in a cell by the witch.
One day, a social worker drops by. She questions the witch about the children.
“They’re there for their own safety,” she explains. “They have a serious mental health issue.”
“What is wrong with them?” asks the social worker.
“Munch housing Syndrome.”