This bamboo back scratcher is the best $1.06 I ever spent.

Wish it was motorized, though.

@aspecurian Splendid invention. I buy a new one whenever I see one b/c you can't have too many and you never want to be in a situation where you can't find or reach your bamboo back-scratcher

@GlennS This, so far as I can tell, is the reason people invented kingship.

The height of Dark Age social progress, all so one guy could get his back scratched any hour of the day. Tsk tsk.

@aspecurian bamboo back-scratchers have done far more good and far less damage to the world than kings.