I'm reviving a term I used to use on the Buzzard site 8 years ago, but am reviving here, referring to you know what but in southern charm.
The Late Unpleasantness
"Yes, we too used to enjoy church gatherings... before the late unpleasantness."
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The Late Unpleasantness
That might work. 🤔 I dare say, even in this day and age, there's a time and a place for ... coarser language.