@XanHart It sounds like you've done everything you can feasibly do. I'd be going crazy too! I think I'd be buying a climbing harness and spikes at this point, but I am known to take stupid risks so don't do what I would do.
I’ve got an old injury that prevents me from doing squats/lunges.
So tree climbing is out for me
@Foxthorn
No one can come, one tree service said 'call me on day 4'.
Antoher one said 'serve pro' the disaster people, will come out and so 'something' for like 1.2K
The branches are so thick, I cant get a bucket on a rope up there.
Im considering chopping the tree down, but its learning towards my neighbors garage.
There is nothing to do. it is driving me crazy, but