Past Me, who told the tile installation guys it was okay to show up at 8 am on a Saturday morning after beer and #TheLastDriveIn horror double feature, is a bastard.
If I get my hands on Past Me, I'm gonna rip his lungs out.
@theamericanjerk Don't you hate it when past you is so ambitious that it totally runs now you's plans? Someone should really have a chat with that person. #rude
@cherirodriguezjones @theamericanjerk it's like past me doesn't know now me at all.... #strangers
@Foxthorn @cherirodriguezjones Not only that, Past Me is always getting liquored up and ordering weird crap on my Amazon account.
That guy's made a powerful enemy today.
@theamericanjerk@cherirodriguezjones 😂 😂 the least that bastard could do is clean the house and bake a quiche so now you could have breakfast waiting.
@Foxthorn @theamericanjerk It's true!