#OffTopicSunday - In 2009, a man sued Pepsi alleging that he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew. However, Pepsi attorneys proved that Mountain Dew will dissolve a mouse in 30 days, and showed that his can was purchased 74 days after being manufactured.
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@th3j35t3r But, yeah, it's fine with our insides. No decomposing to see here! π
@Florence @th3j35t3r Well, presumably it doesn't sit in your insides for 30 days...
@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r But they don't check for delayed gastric emptying before selling it to you either!
@Florence @th3j35t3r Do you mean constipation?
@th3j35t3r @Florence Which, again, if you're been constipated for 30 days, you have bigger issues lol
@Notokay @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r The real question is, if you buy 100 drinks and keep them for 31 days, and then throw a party.... how many of your guests will drink decomposed mice?
@Florence @th3j35t3r @Notokay More important question: is decomposed mouse a key ingredient in the recipe?
@Nimthiriel @Florence @th3j35t3r @Notokay Only in the current recipe. They used dissolved mice to replace Tang when they got rid of the original recipe
@GlennS @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r @Notokay Have you ever participated in a thread and then wished you hadn't?! πΉ
@Florence @GlennS @th3j35t3r @Notokay π€£