“The House plans to vote this week on a three-month stopgap funding bill as the clock ticks down and Donald Trump pressures Republicans to shut down the government without policy concessions they have no realistic chance of achieving.”
The policy concession? To pass a law that would make it illegal to vote if women changed their names if married and DID NOT change it on the birth certificate.
No joke.
It would become effective BEFORE the election.
And the GOP women would be scrambling, too, making the GOP men crazy.
"Honey, where's the checkbook? I need it to order my marriage certificate from the county where our college is located."
"I don't know. I thought you were the last one to write a check."
"Maybe it's in that box with all the old tax paperwork."