John Phelan used to play with a rubber ducky in his bathtub, so of course, he's qualified to be Secretary of the Navy.
@EdgeOErin I had figured it would either be Scylla or Charybdis for Secretary of the Navy.
@cassandra17lina Good one! The lesser of two evils! Thanks for teaching me something.
@EdgeOErin Two evils who posed existential threats to navigation…