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They say controversial tweets get the most attention, so here goes:
I simultaneously hugged a pine and a spruce, it was my first treesome.
@singlemaltgirl God bless the woody! ha ha ha!!!
@EdgeOErin I prefer shrubbery.
@HawkHorton You sick bastard! lol
@EdgeOErin Hey man, I was born this way.
@EdgeOErin Quick, someone tell Mrs. Grundy, so I can watch her be offended!
Those naughty trees, always showing off their bare limbs.
@EdgeOErin 😂 😂