'Elderly abuse'?!?!!??!??!
1. Mike's 58 and only a few years older than me, so I'm a tad insulted. 😂
2. He knew precisely what he was doing.
3. I obviously voted for the winner, and I, equally obviously, think 27% of the newspaper readers who voted missed the point.
@DyDave People had fun and they got paid. Win.