In even more good news, unless the remaining seats fall *SUPER* disproportionately to the so-called "Reform" party, Farage's fascists won't get anywhere near the 13 seats that they were touting.
Their entire Parliamentary representation will consist of Nige and 3-4 mates, and will fit comfortably in an estate car with plenty of space to spare if they could get a dog to like them or whatever 👍
Only 8 seats up for grabs now. It's very unlikely that any will go to "Reform".
And, since dogs are objectively smarter than the voters in the four constituencies that elected these fascists, it's safe to say no dog will ever like them so they won't even need an estate car. I suggest a Morris Marina since they insist on buying British.
On a serious note: they need to adopt preferential voting ASAP. Nigel Farage only got 46% of the vote in Crapton, and might have lost on preferences. 🤷♂️
