@TheNewsOwl is it wrong that I desperately want conservatives to start believing that water makes you gay?
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN @TheNewsOwl as fun as that would be, its too much nourishment. I'm hoping a water phobia could solve a lot of problems for us in a few short weeks.
@DanIsWriting @TheNewsOwl let's sell them certified man urine from a testosterone infused wrestling coach.
It's true. You can drink it.