@CriticalCupcake The Australian Bower Bird, maybe. The male builds *and decorates* an entire grass cathedral to impress a female, and the girls are *picky*!
@CriticalCupcake I'm gonna go with slugs:
https://youtu.be/LT3FSHlckDU
@CriticalCupcake Peacocks. He’s majestic and she’s homely but he doesn’t gaf. He’s beautiful enough for both of them.
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African crested cranes