I'm so tired of religious assholes trying to run our lives. They can barely run their own!

#LiesWeTellOurselves: "If I get a smaller cart, I will buy less" 🙈

I like my religion private and my education public.

#PoetryTime
Not Your Call
It's a hard choice to make,
To keep or to end,
But it's the pregnant one's call,
Not yours, my friend!

There are multiple factors like health and wealth,
Also consider,
If you would be so kind,
That health includes well-being of mind.

Persuade all you want,
They're not going to budge,
By the way, I must ask you,
Who are you to judge?!

#Prochoice #HandsOffLawsOff

Nothing says "Good morning" like a scream-sneeze! #PassTheZyrtec

Allergy season is 75% of the year for me.

Good morning to everyone except Elijah who:
1. called a curse of drought on his own country (I don't care what they were doing, that's never ok),
2. fucked off somewhere drought-free instead of bearing the consequences of his own curse,
3. mooched off some poor widow (and demanded he get served first of her meager supply). Sure he resurrected her kid but come on, that was the least he could do. And he's supposed to be one of the *good* guys?!

Beltane Blessings to all who celebrate. Happy Sunday to them and everyone else! 🌸 🌻 🏵️ 💮🌹🌺🌼🌷⚘️🌱💐

#ShowerThoughts
"Not a moment too soon" is just a super-polite way to say "About fuckin' time!"

Good morning to everyone except Donald Trump, Elon Musk and that asshole Prince Hans!

Fellow Twitter Refugees, what's your situation with Twitter? Hard Twexit means you're kissing Twitter goodbye, Soft Twexit means you're waiting it out a bit.