Dear Inmate Trump:

Ossining is beautiful this time of year. If you get a good window cell, you can watch the boats on the Hudson and watch herons dive for fish.

As a new inmate of Sing Sing, you'll join an exclusive group that has included hitmen for Murder, Inc., noted cannibal Albert Fish, German American Bund leader Fritz Kuhn, Lucky Luciano, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

We hope you appreciate your long stay, and we look forward to your gainful employment stamping license plates.