Do not accost coworkers and flood them with questions as they walk into the building still wearing sunglasses, carrying a laptop bag, hot beverages, and their lunch
Also refrain from saying the quiet part out loud by blurting out good morning Mr. Eyecandy as you pass the office of the singular nice coworker in your cubefarm
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@Yarnchick I've had a few staff pounce on me as I'm barely through the door. My stock reply, "Can I get through the fucking door, take my jacket off and plant my arse on a seat first?" Now I tend to get offered a coffee. 😂 ☕
@Clavius_42 😂