@LarsTheWanderer no lie though, I was totally using garnier beach wave hair spray for my cute boy Mohawk at the time

@Chriskorvela I was in my mid 30s and my employer at the time made me look semi-respectable. The Mohawk days were long behind me.

@LarsTheWanderer I’m back to being a chef again, don’t do much customer service these days, so I *could* go back to a Mohawk but, alas, there ain’t much to make a Mohawk out of these days haha