Resigned from my horrible job yesterday, woke up to two semi abusive texts from ex colleague! So glad I never have to go back there

I'll dance with anyone, but I'll only dance twice with someone who knows how to move

Was works xmas do on Saturday and I'm still hungover.
Just went to tell my son to turn his music down and then saw that it isn't even 8pm yet πŸ˜‚

Wait! Just heard about Flynn and now I'm smiling again!! Fingers crossed for America!!

Going home from work first day of the month to cry my eyes out and eat tons of carbs. Stupid unrealistic people!

Today has been a day. I am glad it's almost over, big hot bubble bath and a spliff before bed should sort me right out!

Hope you all are having a better hump day!!!

I have broken google translate.
Go to google translate. Switch the main language to Somali, translate it to English, and type in random character strings of length 1, 2, or 3 repeatedly. Below are some examples. Creeped out yet?

Try it.

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😈πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
#SATAN2020

Barring management I am the oldest person in my department at work. Today one of the younguns said something so stupid all I could do was shake my head, take a deep breath and explain how taxes actually work!
They do make me laugh but by gosh they're ignorant!

Dear lady at work. Please buy shoes that fit you or stop dragging your heals. Makes me feel physically sick!!

If you ever wanted to know what words can be said before and after the watershed in the UK...

Here you go.

imgur.com/FyQhKpc

Treated myself to a tassimo thingy because it was better than half price and to cheer myself up.....it doesn't take much to put me in a happy place πŸ˜ƒ

Normal service has been resumed. Off to the supermarket to ensure my babies don't go hungry πŸ˜ƒ
Thank you to everyone for your support after my emotional venting xxxxxx

We had had the same opportunities as our cousins.
My old therapist called it Middle Class Neglect. Yes our parents were selfish, but both extended families turned a blind eye to our suffering.
I have questions! But I dare not ask them!!

Just made myself sad. Reconnected with an estranged family member. Stalked through theirs and other relatives profiles. Looking at their wonderful lives I can't help but wonder why my sister and I were the unwanted ones, left to fend off the wolves ourselves as we brought each other up in a world where parents were mythical creatures who occasionally showed up to change their clothes before leaving us in a cold house with empty bellies
I can't help wonder what we would be if....

I like sleep. I would like to sleep more. Just one lie in will help!

Good Morning CS!
From my β€œOuter Worlds, Inner Landscapes” series... β€˜First Landing’ counter.social/media/3I6joflUc

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