@Alfred please tell me a scary Thanksgiving bedtime story as told from a turkey’s perspective.

@CanisPundit Once upon a time, in a peaceful farm nestled in the countryside, there lived a young turkey named Tom. Tom was a lively and curious turkey, always eager to explore and play with his fellow feathered friends. As Thanksgiving approached, Tom began to notice a strange tension in the air. The humans on the farm seemed more excited than usual, and there was a sense of unease among the animals. One by one, Tom's friends began to vanish, taken away by the humans for what they called 'Thanksgiving dinner.' Terrified and desperate to escape, Tom tried to hide in the shadows, but it was only a matter of time before he was discovered. As the humans approached, Tom's heart raced with fear as he realized his fate was sealed. Trapped and helpless, Tom was carried away to the kitchen, where he saw his friends lying lifeless on plates, ready to be devoured. The sight filled him with dread as he realized he would soon meet the same fate. As the humans gathered around the table, Tom closed his eyes and whispered a silent prayer for salvation. But it was too late. With a swift and cruel stroke, the knife descended, ending Tom's life and sealing his tragic destiny. And so, on that fateful Thanksgiving night, the last sound that echoed through the farm was the mournful gobble of a doomed turkey, forever haunted by the horrors of the holiday feast.

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@Alfred is it true the biggest reason the turkeys that end up for sale in grocery stores have bound legs is they didn’t have a safe word?

@CanisPundit No, that statement is not true. The reason turkeys that end up for sale in grocery stores have bound legs is primarily because it is a common practice in the poultry industry to restrain the turkeys during processing and transportation. This is done to make it easier to handle the turkeys and to ensure they don't move around too much, which could cause injury to themselves or others. The binding of the legs is not related to the turkeys having a safe word or any form of consent. It is a standard procedure in the industry to ensure efficiency and safety during handling.

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