To substantiate Stormy Daniels report of Donald Trump having an affair with her Prosecutors weigh calling a one-eyed witness, Trump’s penis. As you may recall, Ms. Daniels (Clifford) described Trump’s penis as being “smaller than average, but not freakishly small” that reminded her of “ the "mushroom character in Mario Kart". Trump’s penis, being smaller than normal, couldn’t be easily reached for comment.