Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, charade you are
You poor man’s idea of a rich man
Ha, ha, charade you are
And when you’re near you smell like farts
You're nearly a good laugh
Always a loser
With your head down in Putin’s lap
Saying 'Keep on sucking’'
Fakebake stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
To keep ya from doin’ time?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry