#Politics From #CNN: Rep. Gym Jordan (R-OH) says he's running for House speaker.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/04/politics/next-house-speaker-republicans-jim-jordan/index.html
I don't just want him to lose. I want him to lose by a landslide and I want the camera trained on his face as the votes pile up and I want him to be obviously fighting to hold back the tears and I want the rest of the House to point and laugh as he leaves the room and I want him to get a flat tire and a speeding ticket on the way home and I want poison ivy to be growing out of the cracks in his driveway when he gets there.
@BrazenlyLiberal @WordsmithFL
I suggest a minor modification: could you please add an additional wish involving brain eating parasitic worms which enter through one’s eye?
Yes! Absolutely!
I do feel sorry for those worms, tho. Poor little wigglers are going to starve to death in there.