from my e-mail just now:

Dear CAH Saves America Subscriber,

We have terrible news. Seven years ago, you paid us $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump’s very stupid wall.

Unfortunately, an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked your land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.