My latest letter to Senator Sinema #politics
https://www.sinema.senate.gov/contact
Feel free to copy and use as you like:
Senator Oenologist:
Your silence on the execrable Supreme Court decisions this week speaks volumes. Must be because Harlan Crow, billionaire, Nazi memorabilia collector, and vacation provider to the most conservative SCOTUS member, is also a frequent on-the-books contributor to your campaigns. I don't have to tell you how bad this looks.
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Fortunately I have put together a three point plan to help you rehabilitate your reputation after this shameful scandal:
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1) Return all contributions that Harlan Crow has made to your campaigns, and to you personally. This includes off the books contributions such as any Nazi memorabilia Mr. Crow may have given you, repayment for any vacations you may have taken with or without Clarence and Ginny Thomas, and any payments made directly to you in a quid pro quo for voting against popular Democratic legislation.
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Get out of office and go buy a nice winery or something more in line with your values.
@Boyceaz Brilliant!
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2) Publicly excoriate the SOCTUS decisions announced this week such as the affirmative action case, the cancellation of student loan debt case, and the "freedom to discriminate" case.
3) Resign from the US Senate
If you immediately take these three decisive actions I can assure you that the public will resume their fawning appreciation of your "fierce independent spirit" or whatever it is you're going for these days.