Imagine how ignorant and gullible and deranged a person would need to be to actually believe that the "Baby Back Ribs" they serve at "Sam's Tiki Bar" in Disneyland come from REAL BABIES.

You can be that stupid and crazy and still be eligible to vote.

I'm not a Heinlein fan, but there's something to be said for the notion of citizenship that's guaranteed by service.

SORRY, ONLY USEFUL PEOPLE GET TO VOTE. MAKE YOURSELF MORE USEFUL, BETTER LUCK NEXT ELECTION.

snopes.com/fact-check/disney-s

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