Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg says, “It’s very improbable that we three are in this bar together. It suggests that we’re in a joke, but I can’t be certain.” Gödel says, “Well, if we were outside the joke we would know, but since we’re inside it, there’s no way we can make that determination.” And Chomsky says, “Of course this is a joke, but you’re telling it wrong!”
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Schrödinger is driving home and gets pulled over by a cop, who tells him to pop the trunk.
After taking a look, the cop asks Schrödinger, "Did you know you've got a dead cat back there?"
"Well, NOW I do," grumbles Schrödinger.