I've decided I need a part time
spouse to cook 2 meals a day, do half the dishes, vacuum 2x per week and dust 1x month just in the Spring. Very few hrs/week, little appreciation, no room or board and no pay.
/snark
I probably would be afraid of anyone who was interested on those terms. LOL
@BlisterPearl My dad would make me get up early and I was lucky to get away from my mom alive the first time. Maybe a grandma... :)