Back In the Office Day 2:
Furniture is in boxes. We were encouraged to put together furniture ourselves. I stated I had actual work to complete first. Using my camp chair and taco tray as an office desk. Was told if I was unhappy I could "always consider leaving' later followed by guilt-inspired free pizza and complements on my zoom background wallpaper.
@Blackwolf sometimes "they" forget why they hired you -and- "they" can't do what you do. 👍🏿