@InUnfunky @jdtasker @CinnamonGirlE @t_heislen @Charles_Hawtrey @Mfieck @CanisPundit @phac3ti0us

FYI, my jazz guitarist friend The Guv was kicked off of CoSo.
His crude humor is an acquired taste.

@CanisPundit @InUnfunky @jdtasker @CinnamonGirlE @t_heislen @Charles_Hawtrey @Mfieck @phac3ti0us

He likes telling people to take a champagne enema. He is strange, like most big Tom Waits fans.

@t_heislen @InUnfunky @CanisPundit @jdtasker @CinnamonGirlE @Charles_Hawtrey @Mfieck @phac3ti0us

The Guv said that watching this show on PBS made him want to be a musician.
Note, he was Mose Allison's road manager, at one time.

tom waits & mose allison "soundstage chicago" (1975, vhs)
youtube.com/watch?v=NApc2mIYJy

@Bix @t_heislen @CanisPundit @jdtasker @CinnamonGirlE @Charles_Hawtrey @Mfieck @phac3ti0us @JoyfullyDazed

The Beatles — and George Benson! — made me wanna play guitar. 😝

Let’s spoof the lyrics to a certain Zappa tune as tribute to tha Guv…

Something like this —

The Traverse City Champagne Enema Bandit
I heard he’s on the loose
I heard he’s on the loose…

Ooh! The pitiful screams
Of all those MI public radio listeners…
They just be listenin’
Don’t they wanna turn it off?

Etc. 🤓

@InUnfunky @Bix @t_heislen @jdtasker @CinnamonGirlE @Charles_Hawtrey @Mfieck @phac3ti0us @JoyfullyDazed

Now class, let’s put it all together: The Gov was kicked off because a champagne enema direction. Trey, cook, references The Illinois Enema Bandit who lived in Champaign, IL and was arrested in Cook County, IL. COINCIDENCE???

Of course it is, I’m goofy but not that goofy. 🤪

@CanisPundit @Bix @t_heislen @jdtasker @CinnamonGirlE @Charles_Hawtrey @Mfieck @phac3ti0us @JoyfullyDazed

Naw, I’m tawkin’ ‘biut tha Traverse City Champagne Enema Bandit, totes diff’rent.

Bandit, are you guilty?
Tell me, did you write these bubbly screeds?

It must be just what CoSo needs…😉

@Bix @CanisPundit @t_heislen @jdtasker @CinnamonGirlE @Charles_Hawtrey @Mfieck @phac3ti0us @JoyfullyDazed @SmokeytheWisecracker

Naw — he’s jealous of our relationship, Bixie. NTM it’s hard to get a straight answer out of the dude. Plus he’s old n’ cranky. 😝

@Bix @CanisPundit @t_heislen @jdtasker @CinnamonGirlE @Charles_Hawtrey @Mfieck @phac3ti0us @JoyfullyDazed @SmokeytheWisecracker

That said, underneath the crusty exterior he's a charmer. Too bad he got himself kicked off CoSo for recommending unconventional rectal recreations.

My diagnosis?

He, too...hates jazz guitar.

Right, guys?

(lol Bixie)

youtu.be/Kz5scjSQ_WE

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