#MAGA, contact me for the $1.99 Trump sticker set. Put them on them on your favorite book, lunchbox, video game cartridge, or even your sneakers.

I am really pissed off that the new Trump endorsed Bible doesn't have a Don't Tread On Me snake printed on the cover.

Trump is going to put out every classic book that is in the public domain as "Trump endorsed editions."
Why pay an author or Jesus royalties?

"You know who would have been Trump's number fan? Mark Twain. Good Ol' Sammy the Bull Clemens.
One of my favorite facts, over two hundred uses of the word “n*gg*r" are in Huckleberry Finn."
@InUnfunky @tgraph52 @CanisPundit @ChelseaGirl429 @Flyingdutchman696 @Maude

@Bix @InUnfunky @tgraph52 @CanisPundit @ChelseaGirl429 @Flyingdutchman696 @Maude if you had ever actually read the complete works of Mark Twain you'd know this is so very not true. Samuel Clemons would despise Trump.

@redenigma @InUnfunky @tgraph52 @CanisPundit @ChelseaGirl429 @Flyingdutchman696 @Maude
I was trying to write satire, that was supposed be a Trump sales pitch for his new lines of books.

@Bix @InUnfunky @tgraph52 @CanisPundit @ChelseaGirl429 @Flyingdutchman696 @Maude ah, ok... it's hard to keep up here sometimes.

one of my biggest regrets is not grabbing the set of the complete works of Twain that my parents had before my dad estate saled everything in the NH house...

@redenigma @InUnfunky @tgraph52 @CanisPundit @ChelseaGirl429 @Flyingdutchman696 @Maude

I use an E-book reader. You can load any public domain book from the internet on them for free.
Also, all of Twain's books in audiobook are free from here, LibriVox:
https://librivox.org/author/9

@Bix @redenigma @tgraph52 @CanisPundit @ChelseaGirl429 @Flyingdutchman696 @Maude

Dear Bixie —

I do not have an — como se dice? — “E-book reader.” Would you think of me as a Luddite (like my vinyl preference) if I read all of my books in paper format? Please advise ASAP.

Long-time fan —

T

@InUnfunky @Bix @tgraph52 @CanisPundit @ChelseaGirl429 @Flyingdutchman696 @Maude wait, what?! everyone knows vinyl has better sound reproduction... don't they?