There is a zero percent chance this Uber driver gets me to work on time and about 37% chance she kills us both.

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One of my coworkers just said “even a broken clock is right two or three times a day” unironically.

Quick question: Destiny’s Child or TLC?

Got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it last night. Prolly not a good sign.

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"Smokey Knuckle Bones" is my Blues name.

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In other news, Piers Morgan is still a dribbling douche nozzle.

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?order word reverse in type I everything is Why

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The German people who supported Hitler's rise to power didn't know in advances what would happen at Auschwitz. Many were not even Anti-Semites. But they were nonetheless essential enablers of the Holocaust. Trumpians are precisely their equivalent in this regard.

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Morning all. Starting a new job today.

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And the WP chimes in. Noting that no one is saying how these agents were injured. Three died last year - two from car accidents, and one had a heart attack on his bicycle.
one died this year in a fight outside a bar.

I have incredible sympathy for the family of the deceased (My daughter is a cop), and, I do not trust the authorities who will want to use this as a wedge to further scapegoat immigrants.

wapo.st/2hEdh0g

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@bigtlb @th3j35t3r
First, I can't make you trust Jester, but the US government does.
Second, he isn't pulling any magic here, he's just blocking 100k proxies and those nations to create a better experience for those who want it.

Third, Jack was just a guy 8 years ago till he named him self the President of Twitter.

So rest easy, its just a social networking app afterall.

Anyone surprised by the hyper-violence in Punisher?

I'm not complaining - I've been reading the books since I was a kid, totally fits the character.

I'm just surprised NetFlix decided to go this far.

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CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.