@th3j35t3r Funny story, I worked at a place once, few of us were shooting the breeze, and one coworker mentioned that the VP's wife was dropping by...and this guy was...to put it mildly...a dork.

So I said, "He's married?!? What, is she blind???"

Dead silence for a few seconds...then belly laughs.

She was actually blind.🤣🤣🤣