Examples of horrible people today:
1. "That butterfly bush around the corner, how big does it get?" "I'm not sure off the top of my head I'd need to read the tag." "Well I need to know." (In condescending voice).
2. I need a flower that attracts butterflies, but not bees.
3. "My cucumbers aren't growing right" "Yes, they're curling because they aren't being pollinated correctly." Customer proceeds to give be doubting looks and doubt all advice for next 20 minutes.