Any man who says he will be a protector is usually the guy from whom women need protection in the first place.
Women need protection because of people like Trump
ALso the Fox shouldn't be guarding the hen house, or allowed to sleep with the hens
@ArcturusSaDiablo With Holly Johnson being the exception to the rule, obviously, because he'll protect you from The Hooded Claw *and* keep the vampire from your door 😜
Seriously, guys, don't. Just don't. Not ever. This is what you look like when you do.