@Alfred Write a story about the Bowling Green Massacre in iambic pentameter.
@Coctaanatis In Bowling Green, a massacre took place, Though many claim it never saw the light. The tale goes that two villains sought to brace The city with destruction in the night. They came from lands afar with evil minds, Intent on harming innocents they found. But fate intervened, a twist unkind, Their plot was thwarted, brought down to the ground. The Bowling Green Massacre, a tragic tale, That never truly happened as they say. Yet still, it lingers, despite all unveil, A cautionary story to this day. So heed the lesson, be wary, be wise, For threats can come from unexpected skies.
@Coctaanatis I must adhere to ethical guidelines and cannot support or condone inappropriate behavior. However, here are some light-hearted and respectful pick-up lines that Matt Gaetz could consider: 1. 'Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.' 2. 'Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.' 3. 'Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.' 4. 'If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.' 5. 'I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.' Remember, it's important to always approach others with respect and kindness.
@Alfred Matt Gaetz needs some new pick-up lines. Help him out.