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I'm not an attention whore trying to sell my books. I just like making fun GIFs.

Narrator: She was, in fact, an attention whore trying to sell her books.

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Cheap and Easy just like it's author.

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I’m thinking about selling my DeLorean. I only drive it from time to time.

I would suck them in a truck, I would suck them for a buck, with a goat, in a moat, I would suck them in the air, I would suck them here or there, on a train or in a plane... popsicles are my game.

You people are perverts.

As a kid I was taught that we learn from our mistakes, that felt counter productive to me.

I learn from the horrendous failings of those who take my advice.

The world is not constantly gaslighting you... it's all in your head.

Find someone whose silent presence lifts your soul.

Hey you.... yeah you... the one not reading Level Up

Stop trying to scroll past. I can see you.

So what's up? Are your reading tastes too highbrow for the likes of Alexa Sommers?

Read the damn book!

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He keeps asking if he can use the “other hole”

No thanks, I don’t want to get pregnant.

Like most things that end with you naked and tied to a filthy workbench in an abandoned lube shop, it started with a shot of tequila.

I’m just here to prove SoCo isn’t just for attention whores. It’s for regular ones too.

If you search for the best place to eat out in my area it brings up my Tinder profile.

I hired the best frog in the business to capture a lemur I can use as bait in my beaver trap because I hear beavers are good editors.

Amelia Earhart radioed in that she was having engine trouble. They told her to be more pacific, the rest is history.

I like to stand in the garden, drink a glass of water and wait before turning on the sprinkler so the plants know who’s in charge.

Yes officer I know I was working the corner but I'm pretty sure it's not illegal if I'm just giving it away.

He delivered my Amazon order of sex toys, it's only fair he gets to help me use them.

My friends always ask me to recite the alphabet and then laugh when I choke on the D

Two glasses of wine can increase the chance of a stroke, with three I'm likely to suck it as well.

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Alexa Sommers

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.