"Cyan is empty"
Okay. Replaced cyan.

:clean clean clean: "Magenta is empty"
Okay. Replaced magenta.

:clean clean clean: "Black is empty"
Oh, for crying out loud! Fine. I'll replace ALL the damned ink cartridges!

:clean clean clean: "Paper jam. Please remove back panel and... "
Listen, you antiquated pile of junk, I will toss you into the street, pour lighter fluid on you, and set you on fire just for fun!

"Cleaning cleaning cleaning ... Ready to print."

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