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Don't fuckin believe this.
Just got dinner ready - microwaved dahl, naan and samosas cooked, was on my way upstairs to eat it all and I tripped.
Somehow, miraculously, didn't spill a drop of the dahl, but everything else is fucked.
Cooking up some rice as an alternative now
When my biopic is made, they're gonna have to CGI that scene'cos I'm pretty sure those dahl-saving moves aren't gonna be replicable