The drunk guy at the end of the bar wants attention but runs away if I touch him.
@estherschindler - the drunk girl at the end of the bar is taking a nap so she can keep my wife and I up all night.
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@estherschindler - the drunk girl at the end of the bar believes that she's the world's foremost hunter, despite having a hard time catching a toy that doesn't move on its own.