Amazon customer: <enters room>
Alexa: I sense that you're depressed
AC: yeah?
Alexa: perhaps some retail therapy would work. would you like me to order a bunch of junk to help you fill that soul-crushing void in your life?
The moral of the story: Friends don't let friends allow retailers to know if they are depressed.
https://gizmodo.com/amazon-is-getting-closer-to-building-a-wearable-that-kn-1834973513
@0x56 brb, gotta loudly listen to Hatari after reading that... :p capitalismmmm
@0x56 also... this is not the future that i ordered. can we have a different future please. less 1984/Oryx and Crake/Brave New World.
@0x56 pffffffff