@CriticalCupcake Before cell phones there were:

Books
Magazines
Old Farmers Almanac
Backs of shampoo bottles

I was never bored.

@thewrongmarianne @Agatha @MisterA @titsupmouse I prefer vanilla.

Could I get the number of the truck that ran me over? It was all good and then I did reef blowing for a couple of hours. Killed my arms. But I had a massage so whatever. The massage floored me.

@MisterA @PlagueHouse @Agatha @thewrongmarianne @titsupmouse Whatcha playing?

@CoSoTips plus it’s cool af.

@Agatha I was reading someone (serious journo with serious check) talking about automatically muting anyone with a lesser mark because it compromises the integrity of their verified notifications (ie please celebrities, notice me). Puh-leez.

I’ll admit it. I’m almost enjoying the “true” verified versus the “paid” verified schism going on over on EBS. Trolls are awful with or without checks, but watching the pearl clutching going on about the sullying of the holy check is amusing. A wise user can clock a troll with a little common sense. An unwise user will get fooled regardless.

@Fiddies2 I love ours. That and my rice cooker have been seeing a lot of use lately.

This made me laugh out loud.

@MisterA @Agatha All that checks with what I imagine she’s like. A little Granny Wetherwax in that one.

@thereal_renaissance_man Oh I agree. New Testament JC becomes a prop that gets used to do some real Old Testament awfulness. If they actually followed the “love thy neighbor as thyself” part this world would be a groovier place.

Miss @Agatha chicken making a rare public appearance.

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I love Delete and Re-draft.

And corn.

@Agatha @MisterA @thewrongmarianne @titsupmouse No one remembers corn until the next day.

@Agatha @MisterA @thewrongmarianne @titsupmouse Gothy af.

@MisterA @Agatha @thewrongmarianne @titsupmouse Hello! We are normal people. Don’t believe what you may have heard about sacrifices and Tori Amos and corn.

@sfleetucker Hopefully you don’t have to go through Ohio.

@Agatha I’m sorry. There is hope for Texas someday, unlike Florida which is a giant shit sandwich of racism and geriatrics. Texas needs a new Anne Richards. Ted would wither under her gaze.