@sfleetucker clogged pipes are the only thing keeping EBS running.

@thewrongmarianne @Agatha @MisterA @titsupmouse probably involves bleaching.

@Agatha @thewrongmarianne @MisterA @titsupmouse I will hide behind stereotypical oldster technophobia anytime it gives me a wall to hide behind when I screw up.

@Agatha @thewrongmarianne @MisterA @titsupmouse I’m old. This technology frightening.

@Agatha @thewrongmarianne @MisterA @titsupmouse I was asleep! I will have to monitor chicken accidents and get back to you

The final product.

@NorthernInvader that sounds great thanks. I love VL but always forget to make it. It feeds for days.

@th3j35t3r who knew 2FA was a microservice? Certainly not the blue checks panicking right now.

@NorthernInvader 🛎️🛎️🛎️

What’s he cooking today. Monday edition.

@ModernTemptress For a lot of foods, leftovers are actually better

@cwithav I have for 57 years. But inside dogs and general allergies have made that worse over the years. Plus cut your own trees are crazy expensive these days. Oh. And my yearly battle with lights finally beat me.

Bought a fake tree yesterday. My first ever. It feels weird but I decided breathing during December was nice.

@TK11612 but they might find another nail!

I forgot how good the Quake video game soundtrack was.

@Agatha @thewrongmarianne @PlagueHouse @MisterA @titsupmouse it looks like a giant bawbag.

A senate majority and Moscow Mitch faced with either retirement or a broken promise is truly better than sex tonight.

I was ready to buy a new nice 7.5 ft (90 inches, 20 little trumps) artificial tree today at Costco, but then I discovered my ceilings are 91 inches high. Womp womp. Oh well, at least I measured first.