@thewrongmarianne Thanks. Rats and roaches like me will survive. Thankfully I’m closer to retirement than a lot of my coworkers

I will get used to it, but my brains still reads the tags as #CostcoMusic and #DogsOfCostco.

@Caracticus Yes. 4/5 were less than ideal. We were doomed regardless. At least with the guy that won there are receipts from previous bad behavior.

My day so far. Of the five people interviewing to be my boss, the homophobic bigoted blackout drunk narcissist got it. Rather than consider it an omen for today I’ll count it as taking one for the team karma-wise.

The worst part about today’s election? We get to do it all over again with much higher stakes in two years.

Musk and his handlers have had access to the EBS infrastructure. If he sells it I would never consider it safe again unless the new owners do a line-by-line complete code review and recompile it on virgin hardware.

I put up the outside Xmas lights up yesterday. I am a monster.

@jamesie Taking an apple corer to a biscuit does not a bagel make.

@Psyduck I truly believe some of it is due to the lack of blue checks and high-profile accounts. Those attracts toxins.

I hate feeling like I have PTSD without the T.

@Agatha

Made egg fried rice ala Uncle Roger for dinner. Yum

What’s he cooking today, CoSo edition. #NoOathKeepers

@Agatha Elder abandonment is a terrible thing.

@Waldo06 His overpriced hammocks suck too.

Made the mistake of asking the barista at Fauxbucks how her day was going. Ten minutes later I had a good deal of her life story. This is why I don’t do small talk well.

On my own for four days. Many a culinary sin will be committed. There will be rice.

@thewrongmarianne @Agatha @xochiPTX @titsupmouse The saddest words in the English language. Yes I know you don’t eat meat. But still.

@Fiddies2 especially apt for gray sweatpants season.

@xochiPTX @thewrongmarianne @Agatha @titsupmouse I do have some cookware. 🥓