I murdered two people today, robbed a bank, cheated some widows out of their pension, and roughed up a kitten. But, I've decided to run for president so there's nothing anybody can do about it. That's in the Constitution, you can look it up.
-- Republicans, essentially.
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@Stonekettle Well, you could be tried. Unless you plan to be too busy committing additional crimes, in which case Judge Cannon will gladly defer the trial until after the election.
Oh, does your campaign platform include amnesty for bank robbery, fraud, and animal abuse? Or only in cases where you wear a red hat?😜