"Let's play some Seven Mary Three.... Okay, so who would you Seven, who would you Mary, and who would you Three..."

People still watch The Blacklist?!?

I said it back in 2020 and I'll say it again, someone needs to bring back the classic protest chant "THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING"

That shit's classic and poignant.

@SassyGirlBoss In short, far more flexibility, not tied to one specific brand for anything, and it's just further ahead in features and tech.

@SassyGirlBoss I'm one of those people who has to have my technology work for me the way I want it to. Android has endless customizability. I loathe being restricted to "default" functions. (Why I love Linux)

It's also far ahead of iOS and the iPhone when it comes to features and technology. Apple won't even adapt the latest messaging standards, insisting on old outdated standards. Pretty much every "new" feature Apple introduces, Android phones have had for nearly a decade already. Also price.

@Uhohdad Probably... Also anti-pubic education.

This city doesn't have a good track record of picking mayors.

3 years of being covid free, and it finally caught up to me. The wife has had basically ALL the symptoms... While I'm just sitting here with none of them, waiting to test negative so I can go back to work. Yet again playing into my theory that I'm simply not human... I've never once had the flu, and the "flu-like symptoms" I had from the first shot were so foreign to me, I didn't know what was happening...

Anyways, covid is stupid. Can I go back to work now?? I got shit to do.

@robfwtx Also, my favorite flub of all time from DS was from an incredibly drunk Sam Evans (both the character and actor drunk of course) and he called Barnabas "Barbanas Conrad" before correcting himself with an "erm um"

@robfwtx There was so much to work with for a truly AMAZING Dark Shadows movie/series.

Avoid the "camp" and just make a suspense thriller. Don't even start with Barnabas. Start more how the show did with a murder mystery and end THAT movie with Barnabas... Build up a desire for a second movie and go from there.

None of this goofy Tim Burton nonsense. That wasn't what the show was at ALL. The only real "camp" was due to low budget and live recordings. The story was intense...

Wife also upset we missed Our Lady Peace and Crash Test Dummies at their respective Chicago dates... She's apparently living my teenage years currently.

We also now have tickets to see Toad The Wet Sprocket w/ Marcy Playground and within a week also Soul Asylum w/ Collective Soul.

Is this what a woman's version of a midlife crisis looks like? Cuz I'm fine with it.

Wife is finally understanding my love of Pearl Jam. Her algorithm is feeling her lots of post-Ten songs, and she's loving them.

Also, I referred to Backspacer as a "recent Pearl Jam album"... Bitch, if it's in the 2000's, it's recent!

@KodoAndSangha @robfwtx I can confirm that Mandarin is an incredibly easy language to learn. The structure of sentences is very simple. There's a reason it's referred to as "Simplified" Chinese.

@Maude @LaurelGreen I've always been honestly put off by her teeth. Pretty much anytime I see someone with teeth that are perfectly flat across both top and bottom, while also not having a discernable over or under bite... It's unnatural to me and I internally find it unsettling.

Does CounterSocial connect to my home wifi? Can it control all my appliances if it does? Does it collect my GSP? Why won't my kids talk to me anymore? #tiktokban

@Redskye572 I usually just assume they're getting another order to do two in one, but it never makes sense.

@Redskye572 I love watching them go the entire other direction... The restaurant will be 4 blocks from my home, and they'll pick up the stuff and then head all the way to some random suburb.

@th3j35t3r Best thing happened to me in the last few years was getting banned from the bird site... Every so often I try to get reinstated, but always with a lot of passive-aggressive "I mean, if you'd rather keep the antisemite over the Jew that told the Nazi to fuck off..." energy... Anyways, thank you for all you've been doing!!!

The bridge of Weird Al's "Hardware Store" might be one of the most sonically orgasmic things ever recorded. I could listen to that over and over and it simply delights me every time.