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@BillieBun Dude, my account has been permanently suspended for well over a year. I CAN'T delete my account. I'm just having fun trolling whoever has to deal with my requests for reinstatement, similar to how my wife reports every single tweet the fucker makes daily.

Third attempt at requesting being unbanned from bird site... This time I said "Tell Elon Musk I think he's like cool and stuff. Elon Musk is the best. I should be unbanned so I can tell other people how cool he is."

@Studio_M_ Love the Art Institute! The wife and I try to schedule a PTO day once a year, mid-week so fewer people, and just spend the day seeing every inch of the museum.

@tyghebright I work visual presentation for a furniture chain... This style somewhat recently burst into the market, and we all expect it to trend that way for at least the next few years, with various slight style adjustments and variations. Things like farmhouse and giant blocky pieces are trending out.
Looks good to me!

@PhoenixRising34 My response to all the "but they're wasting tax payer money" and "they can't get anything done" has just been that they'll still be doing exactly that for the next two years anyways...

Might as well just enjoy watching the GOP implode in real time. This is hilarious.

McCarthy should get Santos to talk to Gaetz. He somehow convinced a bunch of Long Island Jews that he was one of them.

@normsmusic How they have seemingly ruled her out is beyond me..... But I guess that's not stuff we see anyways? I don't know.... I still would put money on it.

How does Super Sentai be equal parts campy and dumb as AF, while also making me say "that's so cool" and getting all teary eyed several minutes later???

A haiku:

Smile like a flower.
Live like a running river.
It's snowing on Mt Fuji.

This year, I've decided I'm quitting cold turkey.

For reference, that's comedic rhetoric. Not gonna kill anyone, obviously.

I'm hopeful for some indictments for the new year....... Don't let me down DOJ, or I'll kill ya!

@triforce I usually just shove on Game Grumps compilations...

I used to think that "My Sweet Lord" by George Harrison was the greatest song ever written, but the more I think about it, the more I feel "Til I Die" by Brian Wilson (and the Beach Boys, but specifically Brian Wilson) has it securely tied.

I've had Chin Up High stuck in my head for weeks, and my wife is ready to strangle me...

A lot of folks wishing for indictments before the new year... Personally, I've been hoping they'll drop ON Jan 6th.

I forever love me some Gary Numan.

Watch Me, I Disconnect From You (Remastered) on YouTube Music
music.youtube.com/watch?v=6SCr

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